Someone on E-Bay is offering T-shirts that tell you how to make crop circles… Oh, and here’s a crop circle cake, too.


Planker Matthew Williams has been drawing people’s attention to a rather novel piece of apparel being offered on the Internet auction website 'E-Bay'.

The item, a T-shirt, contains jokey instructions on how to construct crop circles, and reads:

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HOW TO MAKE A CROP CIRCLE

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INSTRUCTION
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All you need is:

* A FEW PLANKS OF WOOD

* A LENGTH OF ROPE

* 4 – 6 CRAZY PEOPLE

* CORN FIELD


The instructions then go on to say how to proceed (not clearly visible in the photo), ending with:


FLATTEN THE CORN
RUN LIKE HECK!
CONTACT RADIO & NEWSPAPER
HAVE A BIG LAUGH

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Okay then - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See E-Bay for further details. Or not.

Oh, if only the answer to the crop circle mystery were so easy… What, some are saying it is? We don’t think so…

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Meanwhile, someone recently sent in the above photo of a crop circle birthday cake – the posh type with photos ‘printed’ on icing, apparently showing a gentleman gazing lovingly (?) at a formation in the distance which seems to have appeared on his land.

Who said there was no market for cerealogical merchandise?