Not content with his other efforts this year, arch-planker Matthew Williams has created another plankogram, this time for the UK tabloid ‘The News of the World’. A nation yawns.


People driving past Silbury Hill yesterday afternoon may have noticed a strange collection of people and press photographers standing in a field on the south side opposite the car park.

The people in question were, in fact, plankers, and the photographers were journalists from the, er, highbrow Sunday tabloid ‘News of the World’, and Swirled News had the pleasure of happening to be in the Silbury car park to witness this momentous event, a formation made by Williams, one-time circle researcher Russell Stannard and one other, blah blah blah.

Blah blah, blah blah… stomper boards… blah blah… egos… blah blah, blah, blah… showy posing for photographers… blah blah blah… blah, blah… …Peter Sorensen there to record the happy event on video… blah, blah, blah blah… blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, blahbety blah… proves nothing, blah blah… …blah, blah… looked crap from the road… blah, blah, blah… however, all will presumably be ‘revealed’ in this Sunday’s edition of the paper… blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah… blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, blahbety blah… shock horror… blah blah blah… blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, blahbety blah… end of cerealogy as we know it… blah blah blah… blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, blahbety blah… except probably not, etc. blah blah blah… blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, blahbety blah.

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